If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
— Maya Angelou
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
— Satchel Paige
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
— Oliver Herford
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
— Audrey Hepburn